More Funny Student Quotes

by stryson

The Friday before break was a half-day. In homeroom, while all riled up, one of my (male, fourth grade) students said the following:

“I have a date tonight guys.” Giggles ensue from the class. After another student protests that he can’t be telling the truth, he insists that he has a girlfriend.

“What’s her name?” This from another student in the class.

“I don’t know yet.”

After a confused pause from the class, he admits the following:

“Okay, so she’s my XBox.”

… by the end of homeroom, he’d decided on a name for her. Nicole, apparently.

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