Posts tagged ‘funny quotes’

September 29, 2011

Unintentional Hilarity

by stryson

Last Friday, some of the kids got to go bowling while their parents stayed behind for presentations given by some of our teachers. That morning, I was informed by one of my fifth graders that her “mom is a cheap steak” because she only gave her two dollars’ spending money. I couldn’t help but smile, and she noticed her mistake and ran with it, proceeding to tell me that she was going to “cook her to a golden brown and eat her up.”